He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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