the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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