its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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