i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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