Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
