Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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