In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If I die, sorry about rent.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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