It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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