I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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