so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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