Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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