note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I am one with the molecules
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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