i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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