So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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