your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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