It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Do I have a choice?
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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