I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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