Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm both gender and math confused
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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