He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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