I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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