I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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