I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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