Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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