My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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