I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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