god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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