physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Couch. On fire.
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