How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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