At least make sure they are 18
Why
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
