omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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