is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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