I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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