Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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