Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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