I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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