Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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