Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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