i don't like sucking hair
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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