he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
