I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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