The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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