Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Is it penis luge time yet?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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