She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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