fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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