I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Did I show you my penis last night?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
