i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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