Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So drunk its hurt
i need an iv and a liver transplant
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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