I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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