there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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