No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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