Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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