Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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