Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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