is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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