I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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