too bad you live with your parents still
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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